“Alcohol silenced by intuitiion, blocked my dreams and chased my circulating fears of complacency. Today I am clear. Today I am driven by faith.”
FROM THE DESK OF THE FOUNDER
Turns out sobriety has a whole vocabulary, and this week we're handing you the receipts. We dug up our glossary of addiction and recovery terms (the one you bookmark and quietly reference when someone drops an acronym you forgot), our collection of sobriety sayings and one-liners for people who don't drink and still have excellent comebacks, and yes, our monthly crossword and word search, because being sober does not mean being unstimulated. Then we get out of the dictionary and into the deep end with a sober review of the ANTM documentary, which is exactly the kind of "smize through the chaos" rewatch this audience was built for. Five quick hits, plus the sober events worth putting on your calendar.
Now let’s get to it…
— Alysse Bryson (*AB That’s Me 💋) / Seattle, WA 🌃 05.01.2006
RESOURCES
Glossary of Addiction & Recovery Terms:
Your Guide to the Language of Sobriety
Welcome to The Sober Curator’s ultimate guide to the language of sobriety, recovery, and alcohol-free living—where words hold power, knowledge, and the keys to a vibrant, substance-free life. This comprehensive glossary shines a light on essential terms that offer wisdom, clarity, and connection for anyone navigating recovery.
GAME ROOM
Did you know we offer monthly sober crossword puzzles and word search?
You got sober. You got your brain back. You got your Friday nights back. Now what do you do with them? You play.
Welcome to The Game Room, The Sober Curator’s home for everything games, puzzles, and sober entertainment. This is where crosswords meet board games, word searches meet Mahjong nights, and one very sparkly Monopoly parody proves that recovery is the ultimate power move.
BACKSTAGE: Where Recovery Meets Real Life
This newsletter goes to thousands of sober readers. BACKSTAGE goes to the few hundred who want their sobriety to feel less like a category and more like a culture. Live events with named guests, member essays, brand drops, and a community of people deep into the long game. If that sounds like you, we invite you to join us.
Only $19 a month or $199 a year (includes two months free).
LIFESTYLE
Sobriety Sayings & Witty One-Liners for People Who Don’t Drink
This one is coming in from the way back time machine of 2021, and according to Google Analytics, the internet still can’t get enough of it.
ENTERTAINMENT
Is the ANTM Documentary Worth Watching? A Sober Review
The documentary gathers women who were very young when they entered the show and invites them to speak now, with years of distance and a language that may not have been available to them at the time. They speak about what it felt like to have their vulnerabilities mined for storyline. What it felt like to be pushed past emotional and physical limits in the name of growth. What it felt like to realize that their personal histories and pain could be shaped into compelling television.
UPCOMING SOBER EVENTS WORTH MENTIONING 📰
👉 Claude Addicts Anonymous: The Standing Meeting (VIRTUAL) Claude AI Tips + Tricks | BACKSTAGE Members Only Perks Learn more here→
👉 BACKSTAGE with The Sober Curator: (VIRTUAL) Edutainment Night | Conspiracy PowerPoint Party Learn more here→
👉 Bill & Lois Wilson: In Their Own Words Learn more here→
👉 Sober Sapphic Social - NYC Learn more here→
👉 GSM+ 2026 The Year of LOVE Learn more here→


